the LifeLock security animals.

i found this ad on the sidebar of my hotmail account. does it make sense to you?





"#1 in Identity Theft Protection" Protector of identity theft?

"Identity Thieves" in bold official writing,
"don't stand a chance" in a pencil scribble font (wow, that's reassuring)



does LifeLock employ dogs in the effort to stop identity theft?



does LifeLock employ cats?



what?

it's like their ad department decided to google "security", which pulled up pictures of angry watchdogs. then the dept clicked on "similar results", and pulled up pictures of angry cats. then they smashed it all together in one gloriously ridiculous ad, and randomized their fonts.

i mean, really? cats?